Pirate: Just ask, I know everything

Introduction: Ship-following + Twelve magic spells + single female protagonist + Not the Holy Mother + Decisive killing + Semi-invincible + Intellect flow + Funny + Reasonable plot Weiwei: What is the purpose of Sand Crocodile plotting against Alabasta?Sammy: For Hades, of course.Don't worry, watch me fuck him with the Dragon Talisman! Nami: Where the hell are the Sandians?Sammy: Let’s go to Sky Island.Come on, my Tiger Talisman is horny and thirsty.Chopper: Why did Robin leave?Sammy: Must have been forced by Cp9.Dare to touch my wife! Rat charm, kill them! Usopp: Where is Raph Drew?Just as Sammy was about to speak, he heard Luffy holding his leg and wailing. "Please stop talking! Leave me some mystery!!!"